Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Out with the OLD. In with the... OLD



Well Homies,

We were all Saved by the Bell in the Summer. 
and then the bell RANG and everyone went back to CLASS!




Summer Fashion came and went.

Ripped jeans 
and 
Summer Dreams! 
(Make me feel fiiiine!)

Now it is the time to get all fresh faced and ready for fall!

and by fresh faced, i mean....

ITS TIME TO GET DIRRRRTYYYY
#christinaaguilera



Yesterday, a lovely fashionisto skipped thru our store singing, 
"Make me look GRUNGE!"
He only wanted the latest in fashion trends, 
and GRUNGE was what he wanted.

Lucky for him, URBAN was well prepared for his Dirty Desires!


1) LEATHER & PLAID = the new PLEATHER
Biker babes are back. but too much biker babe is blech.
Keep the leather pieces subtle and pair it with plaid. Grunge. Boom.

Saint Laurent:                                       


*Skeletons and Monsters are cool too. 
HOLLAween is just around the River Bend!*


Christian Siriano:                                           Urban Outfitters:

Jeremy Scott:                                  Urban Outfitters:



Also:
BOOTS and BEANIES. are BIG.
Don't forget to sass them up with our awesome tightz. Thats Tiiiiight!

Urban Outfitters:







Urban Funzies:
Watch this Musik video. See if you can spot the URBAN merch. Its everywhere.
#SummerNostalgia

Bonnie McKee- American Girl

Happy FALL ALL.
 In true Fall Fashion,
 I have Fallin' in luv with werkin wit all of uu!

#h011a
~Baller*



UO CLOTHING LINKS:
FOTO CREDITS: 
C.Siriano instragram: my cell fone

Sunday, May 26, 2013

MN YAY! MN GAY!


From the same people who brought you BOB DYLAN and TONKA TRUCKS;

This issue of TREND SPOTTING is brought to you by ...

MINNESOTA!
Cuz we are just so NICE!

MINNESOTANZ are wuts up right now. 
YA U BETCHA!

Starting in August, MN gay couples will be allowed to 
*** PUT A RING ON IT!*** 
 #tremendous12. 



Why wait until August to be FABOLOUS!?
Let's get this party started!

Fashionistaz and Fashionistoz everywhere  are embracing their freedom and wearing
whatever the EFF they want.  because they can!

Patterns are flying. Clashing is Crushing. 
Being Color Blind has never been cooler.
Now is the Time to be Free to be Fabolous!

"Free your Mind and the Rest will Follow.
Be Color Blind. Don't be so Shallow"
~En Vogue


#UOFAVES
www.urbanoutfitters.com

*JeffreyCampbell*
*LazyOaf*
*Awesome!*
*Meow!*






If you are stuck at a job where you are not allowed to
**** shine bright like a diamond,***
then I suggest getting your Swerve on by doing tha
 KHAKI DANCE!


Check out MN LOCAL rap crew:
 Y. N. Rich Kids on their latest Dance craze. 
 !! MN ROCKZ HOMIEZ !! 
 #tremdous12



And If you still think minnesota suckz eggz.....


The GREAT GATSBY was written by
 MN Man:
 F SCOTT FITZGERALD!


The GREAT GATSBY could be called 
The GREAT SOUNDTRACK 
by the Jigga Man JayZ.

Or it could be called 
THE GREAT COSTUMES.  
 cuz Flapperz are hot. and so is LEO.

http://knowyourmeme.com/videos/66184-psy


That is all for today.
Happy Memorial Day.
MN YAY!
MN GAY!

p.s. Here iz a foto of me wearing my jeanz as a shrug. sssshhh don't tell anyone.
xoxo
Baller*

Thursday, April 18, 2013

** TREND SPOTTING: MN EDITION **


 ** BALLERZ TREND SPOTTING!! **

This Week'z Edition is JUST for us MINNESOTANZ!

cuz letz face it..... 

it is still EFFING FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZING.




?!??!? WHAT DO WE DO ?!??!?

Everything reeks of:
April Showers, 
May Flowers
 and Spring Break Regrets!!!

Have no fear. Baller is here.  





USA President Barack Obama says, "YES WE CAN" and so do I.

"YES WE CAN" still wear our cute short shorts and skirts.

We just need to COMBINE
our Winter YUCKS with our Summer YAYS!
** LAYERING is the key. **
Shorts with tights. Lots of shirts. 
Top it off with Scarfs, Hats, Sunglasses.. and a smile =)
We can stay warm and dry while still looking sunny and fresh.





I see a lot of people pairing short shorts and leggings
 with rain boots (or just hot boots)
<3 Super FLY and Super DRY <3

#uofaves




LAST BUT NOT LEAST. 
here is a Funny Video about
 Fashionista Mary Kate Olsen 
and her LAYERS.


Stay Super Fly and Super Dry.
xoxo
Baller*