Thursday, July 28, 2011



Today we arrived in **Denmark**. 
We met up with the beautiful Bride and Groom!
The reason for the Season!
 They graciously let us stay in their cute apt with two other bridesmaids and one brother. 
*We are quite the crew*

To start the trip out right, we decided to find a Kareoke bar.
I wanted to sing Amy Winehouse (of course) 
but when we got there... EVERYONE was already singing Amy!
And Everyone was GOOD!
European Kareoke bars are no Joke....
These people were Amazing.

Needless to say,
I sang Katy Perry's FIREWORK and Tore it UUUP!!!
The Danez LOVE Firework!
and I love them.


Today was the most beautiful day of the trip thus far.
We rented BIKES and pretended to be real Danes.
This city is perfect for biking.
There are bike lanes and bikes rules and barely any cars!

By bike, we were able to see the entire city.
The street art is most beautiful and has inspired me to become a tagger.
I developed a "Baller" tag.
 I will post later for you devoted followerz 

We also found a cool looking church that encouraged us to walk all the way to the tippy top.
The view was AMAZING.
I am glad I didn't fall off.

Then we went to THE LITTLE MERMAID statue!
Being the daring tourist that I am, 
I walked on the rocks.. and some seaweed and water..
and got close enough to her to TOUCH HER FIN!
***That must mean 10 years of GOOD LUCK***

To top off the night, my friend Michael begged me to go to the gay bars with him.
What happens in the gay bars stays in the gay bars

We met some amazing people.
Danced to some craazy techno music.
Got lost. Found our way back home. Ready for more adventures!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Tuesday, July 26, 2011


Friday JULY 22nd 2011
<3 <3 AMSTERDAM <3 <3
Tha Vacation of all Vacationz. I am on my way all by MYSELF to AMSTERDAM! 
More like: Amster-DAAAAMN GURL!
 I have packed everything I need except a phone charger... who needs a cell phone anyways... I am officially unreachable. 

Before I left, I received words of wisdom from my father: 
 He reminded me of all the “illegal things that are not legal in the states” and advised me not to try to take anything out of the country because “I will be arrested and NEVER GET OUT. My vacation will be ruined.”
Then he said, “Have a nice trip!” 
I replied, “Nice Acid trip??” 
“No! Uggg....”
Watching the sunset through an airplane window is probably one of the most beautiful sites I’ve seen so far.
Minor Mishaps will not get me down.
It’s a whole new world out therrr and I am determined to find it!

I will never forget being in Europe and finding out real-time that one of my favorite singers has passed.
Why is Show-Biz so deathly??
I have been listening to her albums all day, and so has many shops and stores here in Glamsterdam.
Long Live! Your music has played a major part in my life!

** TUESDAY July 26th **
DENmaRK 2011

Well Glamsterdam came and went. 
What happens in Glamsterdam stays in Glamsterdam.

The best part was meeting an Italian B-Boy waiter. 
 I knew he was a B-Boy because he had "B-BOY" tatooed on his arm.
I told him, "I'm a B- GURL!" and proceeded to breakdance in the streets
He got so excited he began to spin and flip like no othaaaa!
This drew a crowd and suddenly we had a whole crew on the streets breakin'!
The next thing I knew I was introduced to local beat-makers and peeps rappin' in Dutch.
I started to freestyle along with them and they would join in with as best english as they could.

DANCE became our form of communication.
Hip Hop is the same in any language.
Here's to many more adventures to come!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Wednesday, July 6, 2011


"Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery.
None but ourselves can free our minds."
~ Bob Marley
"Free your mind and the rest will follow.
Be colorblind and don't be so shallow"
~En Vogue 
by baller mahler 

It’z Independance day BAM! Happy 4th of july
Its that special time of year where fire lights up tha sky
all colors! different styles! let loose! u know ur hot
represent different people in this great big melting pot
Its a day about freedom. being proud of who you are
where you come from. wutz your story?
when you wish upon a star.
its hard to feel good when you are all alone.
being single can be hard when you looking at your phone.
bling bling you've got mail

another groupon. click delete.
but get off that couch, ur comfy seat 
get to tha gym! get on ur FEET!
don’t deny the signs
 we’ve all been there before
just know itz ok to move ahead and shut that door
with every closure comes an opening
with a new direction
spend this holla day to be yourself with peace and reflection
time for fireworkz! BOOM! reassess ur situation
get tha heck outta dodge! go ahead take that vacation
life is all about balance* time for work *time for play
Take the time to be independant every single day.
I said take the time to be independent every single day.


Friday, July 1, 2011



Today was the big performance of
 at Stages Theatre Summer Camp.

The theme of the camp was Mary Poppins, but the students are aloud to write their own characters and create the play themselves. I get to combine their crazy ideas into a cohesive script. Naturally, a boy wanted to play the role of Mary Poppins, so he decided to change his name to Marvin Boppins.  He really wanted to use the FLY system. I had to crush that idea right off the bat. 7 year olds and their crazy dreams...

Another boy wanted to play the PHANTOM of the OPERA; So the play became a battle between the Phantom and Marvin. Classic good verses evil.

As a calming exercise before the big performance, I had the kidz imagine they were breathing in different colors and painting pictures in their mind. I had them imagine they were doing their play perfectly and nothing messed up. Problem was, my Phantom had used his imagination to paint an elaborate Phantom of the Opera costume which he did not have. This made him very upset. So upset in fact, that he refused to perform. Even though I quickly made him a mask and cape to wear, it was not as good as his colorful imagination...

With only a few minutes until performance, I had to act fast.

In a way, I suppose I also played Marvin Boppins....
Marvin "Mahler Baller" Boppins indeed saved the day =)